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Who are YOU?

Okay, so this is what you do. In the list below, categorized by fandom, you pick out every single phrase that describes you. You might have three from Harry Potter, none from Unwind, I don't care. For instance, say you're a Raging Bomber, Halflander, and a Rebel. Then you'd be a Jabberjay Rebel Raging Bomber Halflander NERDFIGHTER! (the order doesn't really matter). On top of that, if you're a TWISTED JABBERJAY, then you'd be a Twisted Jabberjay Rebel Raging Bomber Halflander Nerdfighter! Jabberjay and Nerdfighter are mandatory. :)

Your name might be short, or it might be long. Either way, GET STARTED! (you can be as many things as you want, even ones that don't make sense. You can be an Ugly, Special, and Pretty all at once!)

If you have any suggestions, leave a comment!!

The Hunger Games
Tribute
Rebel
Panemian
Capitolian
Mockingjay of District 1
Mockingjay of District 2
Mockingjay of District 3
Mockingjay of District 4
Mockingjay of District 5
Mockingjay of District 6
Mockingjay of District 7
Mockingjay of District 8
Mockingjay of District 9
Mockingjay of District 10
Mockingjay of District 11
Mockingjay of District 12
Mockingjay of District 13
Mockingjay of District 14
Career
Seam-ian
Illegal Hunter

Trauma Center
Raging Bomber
Surgeon
Paramedic
Captain Eagle
Teleporting Ninja
Naomi Kimishima The Second
Delphi Agent

Gregor the Overlander
Overlander
Underlander
Halflander
Regalian
Rager
Warrior
Peacemaker
Princess
Flier
Gnawer
Killer
Cutter
Spinner
Crawler
Nibbler
Twister
Shiner

Avatar: The Last Airbender
Firebender
Waterbender
Earthbender
Airbender
Energybender
Avatar
Cheesebender
Cookiebender
[insert something]bender

Harry Potter
Gryffindor
Slytherin
Hufflepuff
Ravenclaw
Slytherdor
Gryffinpuff
Gryffinclaw
Slytherpuff
Slytherclaw
Ravenpuff
Death Eater
Auror
Order of the Phoenix Member
Wizard
Witch
Chosen One
Cornish Pixie
Mudblood
First Year
Second Year
Third Year
Fourth Year
Fifth Year
Sixth Year
Seventh Year
Animagus
Unregistered Animagus
Squib
Muggle-born
Halfblood
Pureblood

Artemis Fowl
Pixie
Elf
Dwarf
Troll
Demon
Goblin
Centaur
Warlock
Recruit
Private
Corporal
Captain
Lieutenant
Major
Commander
Wing Commander
Sergeant
LEPrecon Officer
LEPtraffic Officer
Immigration Officer
Section 8 Officer
LEPretrieval Officer
Telekinetic Division Officer
Kraken Watch Officer
LEPmarine Officer
LEP Geological Affairs Officer
Internal Affairs Officer

Percy Jackson
Demigod
[insert monster here] (what, you expect me to NAME all of them??)
Oracle
Kronos's Minion
Olympian
God
Half-blood
Mortal
Daughter of [insert god here]
Son of [insert god here]
Hero

Pendragon
Traveler
Acolyte
Soldier of Halla
[insert something] from First Earth
[insert something] from Second Earth
[insert something] from Third Earth
[insert something] from Zadaa
[insert something] from Cloral
[insert something] from Denduron
Denduronian
[insert something] from Veelox
[insert something] from Eelong
[insert something] from Quillan
[insert something] from Ibara
[insert something] from the Horizon Compound
[insert something] from Grallion
[insert something] from Panger City
[insert something] from Xhaxhu
[insert something] from Stony Brook
[insert something] from Faar
[insert something] from Magorran
[insert something] of the Bedoowan Tribe
[insert something] of the Milago Tribe
[insert something] of the Novan Tribe
[insert something] of the Lowsee Tribe
[insert something] from Leeandra
[insert something] from Black Water
[insert something] of Blok
[insert something] from Halla
[insert something] from Rubic City
[insert something] of the Rokador Tribe
[insert something] of the Batu Tribe
[insert something] from Solara
Flighter
Ravinian
Lifejumper
Aquaneer
Klee
Gar
Tang
Forager
Exile

Unwind
Unwind
Runaway Unwind

Uglies
Ugly
Pretty
Special
Cutter
Captive of Special Circumstances
Smoky
Runaway Ugly
Runaway Pretty
Runaway Special
Ugly-for-life
New Pretty
Middle Pretty
Late Pretty
Crumbly
Ranger

Silverwing
Silverwing
Sunwing
Firewing
Brightwing
Darkwing
(I don't remember this series much...)

Skinjacker Trilogy
Greensoul
Afterlight
Skinjacker
Ecto-ripper
McGill-ian

RANDOMNESS
Aperture Science Test Subject
BlogSpot Blogger
CleverBot Chatter
fanfiction.net Author
deviantART Artist
M16 Agent
Scorpia Agent
Mutated bird kid
Whovian







*yawn* Too tired and lazy to continue. I know there's fandoms I left out and stuff I left out of fandoms, gee, you do it, I add it. *listens to Blade of Resolve*

So, I'm a TwistedJabberjay Rebel Panemian Special Teleporting Ninja Bomber Paramedic Delphi Agent Career Mockingjay of District 14 Tribute Halflander Rager Peacemaker Earth-Cheese-Water-Cookie-Energybender Avatar Death Eater Slytherclaw Cornish Unregistered Animagus Pixie Section 8 Major Demigod Daughter of Athena from Black Water, Zadaa, Rubic City and Solarian Flighter Lifejumper Exile Runaway Unwind Captive of Special Circumstances Smokey Silverwing Afterlight Skinjacker Ecto-ripper Aperture Science Test Subject BlogSpot Blogger CleverBot Chatter deviantART Artist fanfiction.net Author STACKER NERDFIGHTER!!!

Post yours below!

Trauma Team: History of Fear (Additional XS Help)

Tada. It's History of Fear. Sorry 'bout that "Begin Operation" thing that just happens to block the wire (well, I could've used the one that's transitioning out of the liver, but I got lazy) but deal with it.

So. Red circles are the rashes that appear when you've sutured (but not gelled) the giant wound from the steel beam. Black circles are the hemorrhaging spots that appear once you've... I dunno. I think they're there the whole time. Who knows.

The white lines are the wires. Not exactly, but more or less. That way you can save time and not use the ultrasound. How fun.

Highly addictive. I'm warning you.

ferryhalim.com/orisinal/g3/bells.htm

This is a highly addictive and cuddly game called Winterbells, which you might've heard of before. The rules are simple: you're a white rabbit, and your goal is to jump as high as you can. Who knows.

Anyways, so you start out on the ground, and there's bells above you. It's simple: click to jump off the ground, and hit the bells to get points and to jump higher. Don't fall; keep jumping off the bells.

You'll see birds, too, who are moving, but they double your score. So get those, too.

As you get higher, the bells become TINY. Like, seriously, tiny. I've been there before. >.< Meaning, it gets harder. And harder.

Tell me your highscores!! Shall we compose a Jabberjay high score list...?

1. fighterkirby: 661180
2. Sage12797: 113810
3. Ponyofishy: 25000

Trauma Team: Proud One (Additional XS Help)

Blah blah blah, here you go.

PHASE ONE

Physical Examination: Blepa-something.

Physical Examination: Swollen Arm

X-RAY_1: something about overlapping bones

X-RAY_2: Something about tumor shadows. I think.

PHASE TWO!!

Physical Examination: Jaundice

CT_3: Something about tumors?

CT_4: Something else about tumors...

CT_3 MEDAL

SCINTIGRAPHY_1: It's a... demonic claw.

PHASE THREE!!

Physical Examination... something.....

(OH YEAH, THERE'S SUPPOSED TO BE ANOTHER IMAGE HERE BUT IT'S NOT UPLOADING... SOOOO... well, get the guy to lift his shirt up. No, it's not the one two images below this message. That's a different symptom. The one I'm telling you about is the pigment spot one)

Um.... blood.

And... hemorrhaging.

Tada. It's..... Diagnostics. This way you won't have to go pixel-hunting. Maybe I'll do it for Forensics, too. But I think I like doodling on screenshots is better. Meaning, Surgery and First Response. :)

Trauma Team: Missing Girl (Additional XS Help)

OK people, so this is how it works.

See that lovely image? It's the Excel graph (well, OpenOffice actually) that I made while watching the XS videos. I think they're correct. Whatever, if I'm wrong just tell me or something.

Anyways, yeah, it tells you a bunch of stuff. *grumbles* Don't tell me you want actual screenshots of patients, now, okay? Just saying. That stuff might help you.

And yes, that's junk at the bottom. Patients and all. It just tells you when new patients arrive. Ya don't HAVE to obey the order SAR gave you, just know that information so you can get the hardest patients out of the way while the rest of 'em pile up. Got it?

Trauma Team: Despair (Additional XS Help)

Okay, I got bored. Here's a map, yes, I said MAP, of the lungs in Despair (Tomoe's second-to-last Endoscopy operation and episode 11 of Patient Zero, I think... not sure.) In this op you will be going around looking for Rosalia colonies and treating them. Humph. It's like a freaking MAZE. Not as hard as Resolution, but unless if you know exactly where to go, you'd get hopelessly lost.

Now, the affected areas are not marked on this, because if you follow the affected areas you'll find the colonies. I could mark them, but I'm lazy. So deal with it.

So. The blue lines are the passages, obviously. Notice the little stubs? Those are the lines that go nowhere. I don't know what's in them, probably dead ends or something. I dunno. Point is, you don't need to know where they go, just follow the continued lines. It's a lot easier that way.

Alright, the map is 2D. Meaning, when you encounter the actual operation, sometimes a path will go up or down. And on this map, it'll be left or right. Normally, I would do straight = up and side = down, but.... yeah. When in doubt, follow the affected areas.

The black X's obviously show the Rosalia colonies. The cluster of red X's is the gigantic colony that show up after you're done with all the colonies. 

So.... yeah.

Imma go do Missing Girl now. This is fun... :)

Trauma Team: Frozen In Time (Additional XS Help)

Since I just can't help it... *prays that it'll work* I uploaded it but who knows if it'll actually show up... hopefully it will, since I can see it in HTML mode...

Anyways, I'll explain. SAR might've given XS videos, but he didn't give... well... screenshots? I'll be doing more of these, and they basically help you in image-wise ways. This is a hasty scribbled up image drawn in forty seconds of the heart in Frozen In Time, the first CR-S01 operation. These point out where the shadows are, so you don't have to waste time with the ultrasound to find them.

The red circles mean they'll be available right off the moment you start. The green circles mean you have to palpate the organ to find them. After you've found the two red ones, just start raising vitals. You'll be forced to wait something like 10 seconds before you can start palpating the organ.

So.... yeah. I'll be doing more of these things (can't help you with the moving mucus in Uninvited Guest, but I can point out the tumors) for Surgery, and also draw up patient charts for First Response describing everything. I can't exactly help you for Orthopedics, but I can draw out maps for Endoscopy, though that might be rather... hard. Considering how many things are 3-D.

Oh well.

If it really doesn't work for you, email me and I'll..... email it back? I dunno.

The 13th Reality

I saw Lav's Maze Runner post, and I'd just like to point out that James Dashner has also written The 13th Reality. A brief summary from Amazon, the back cover of the book:

This is a seriously epic book and I hope you decide to read it.
~Aletheia

The Maze Runner

the fun of reading XS guides

I'm serious. You know the XS guides, right? Here:

Trauma Team: http://scathingaccuracy.com/guides/169-trauma-team-xs-guide-and-everything-else-you-could-ever-want-to-know-about-this-fucking-game
Second Opinion: http://scathingaccuracy.com/guides/152-trauma-center-second-opinion-xs-guide

They're all by SARenegade, and they're really helpful. Just beware... there's... ah... swearing. Anyways... SAR might swear a lot, yell at the game a lot, say a lot of bad words, but hey, he's useful. I promise. I XSed a TON of operations in Second Opinion (back when I didn't have Trauma Team) with his guide, but then I lost the game data. Oh well.

Anyways, because I'm arrogant and bored and too lazy to make the study guide like that, I'll just copy in some... stuff. And just for Bob's sake, I'll bleep out the swears. Unless if it completely ruins the effect. *glares at proxy* DAMN IT LOAD!

Maria Torres - Foul Mood
You'll have to secure a blood transfusion. This is probably the most dangerous part of the operation so watch it! First gel over the spot. It doesn't take much gel at all. Just apply a bit for a fraction of a second and then immediately move the cursor to the bottom right where the needle will be. Grab it with a then CALM DOWN. Make absolutely sure that you jam it in on the green dot. This is the easiest part to fail on if you're not careful. That green dot is not lenient at all. You'll need New Blood levels of precision to hit it, so don't rush this part. Or, actually, go ahead and rush it if you want. I mean this operation is less than a minute long. It's not like you'll lose much if you have to start over. It's up to you.


No, the green dot isn't lenient. Even though I've achieved exactly one MISS with the green dot. It's still not lenient.

As long as you get all the special bonuses, which isn't too hard, and finish in less than 50 seconds, which you should if you did everything I told you, you will get that XS rank. It might seem tough at first but I finished in 42 seconds so less than 50 is definitely not unreasonable at all.

Yes, but you see, the difference between you and me is that you're not human and I'm... not human either. *sighs*

Hank Freebird - The Big Guy
Aight bitches. This operation, like all of Hank's missions, is a lot of fun, but it's no longer drop dead easy like it was on Resident difficulty. No, this is serious business now. It's probably going to take many tries to XS, but is all good since it's so fun. Plus I just love how the music gets steadily better as you build a higher chain. That's such win.

The music? Hmm... I THINK, and I'm not too sure as normally I'm too busy trying not to throw the Wiimote away during Hank's ops (which stands for operations, NOT that ultra annoying strain of Stigma I've never played and never watched and know zero facts about but is annoying all the same since it's from New Blood, and like the post before this, New Blood's accuracy is annoying) than trying to notice the music, as I do in First Response and Surgery and Diagnostics and Forensics. So... I believe the order is Skill and Strength (Extended), Working A Marvel (Extended), Skill and Strength, Working A Marvel. Not sure. Geez ATLUS, make all the names similar, huh? And you call Orthopedics fun? *groans* Ortho holds an average B for me on Resident. Probably an A in Intern. Surgery's all S, First Resp all A, Orthopedics all B, and... Endoscopy is C. Naturally. Anyways...

Press and hold the A button on the blue circle at the top and make a straight line through the guideline. The B button will not work so don't try.

*bursts out laughing* What? No one else thinks it's funny? I've tried it with the B button... it didn't work.

Now then. Here are a few general tips for this procedure:

Don't blink! And if you must blink, keep it down to a minimum, and especially don't blink during the particularly precarious spots. Blink several times in between each tumor.

Squint your eyes slightly. This'll help keep you from blinking.

Keep your breaths shallow. A deep breath can cause your hand to move too much, and we don't want that. In fact, you might want to just plain not breathe at all on the most dangerous parts.

Bite your lower lip. This might sound like a joke but it really does increase precision! Don't ask me how. You know how to do this. Just make a dat ass expression.

I think I'll avoid not breathing. But then again, if I want the XS, maybe I should just pause, take a breath, unpause, play for two seconds, take another breath, etc... that's another hot tip from me to you. But probably won't work. :)

Tomoe Tachibana - Insecure Smiles
Finally, to get the XS rank you must have finished the entire operation in less than 2 minutes. Shouldn't be a problem. This operation can be beaten in like 1:40. Hell, maybe even 1:30 if you're crazy enough.

Um... no, I'm not crazy enough.

CR-S01 - Uninvited Guest
Hoooly black voodoo jesus this is getting good! 

You sure this is an XS guide?

Once it is, get it and slash a vertical line across the shadow to bring out the big tumor. Switch to the drain and get rid of the mucus, then switch back to the scalpel and excise it. Do it quickly but not so fast that you miss dots. Ideally you want to hit all the dots in one go. But if you miss any, eh, whatever.

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Oh noes! The intestine is full of inflammations! But don't worry, this isn't New Blood where inflammations were a million times more terrifying than Cardia. You don't have to inject EXACTLY in the inflammation points, you have a bit of leeway. In fact, it might even be more lenient than Second Opinion.

Really? Even more terrifying than Twisted Savato and Aletheia combined? And Triti on top of that? *happeh* More lenient too? *tries* IT IS!!

Vitals should now be dangerously low, around the 50s.

... in So Begins Death or something, didn't you say "this guy's vitals are low, so inject some stabilizer into him to raise it to a 20"? That wasn't even dangerous...

Now black bruises will engulf the lung, as well as a ******** amount of shadows. 4 of them are true tumors and you can memorize their locations (although the 4th will not appear until you're done with everything else) but the tough part is that the shadows that are only mucus will be MOVING. That will make it extremely hard to deal with because you don't know exactly where they will be. The only way is to find them with the ultrasound and then slash them before they get away. If you waste too much time searching around for these things the XS will elude you, and trust me, sometimes that last mucus is pretty DAMN sneaky.

I agree with you. Completely. *stabs mucus*

Anyway back to where I was. Like I said, black bruises will engulf the lung. Do NOT move the camera. Leave it where it is and begin a quick search around this area for moving shadows with the ultrasound. There will be SO MANY that you will find a ******** of them immediately, guaranteed. You want to treat as many of them as possible RIGHT NOW because if you let such a huge number of them roam free the vitals will get annihilated and then you'll lose too much time just pumping the lung full of stabilizer and treating the small tumors.

Dude. You're making me scared. But I did this on Resident and yes, vitals did get crushed. A lot.

We're almost done, but make SURE you keep your cool because if you get a good on either the closing suture or the bandage then you will have failed the entire operation. Yeah. No pressure. But no seriously. Be CAREFUL here. That bandage is more dangerous than you might think when you're under pressure to get the cool. You don't know how many times I've failed this part because my god damn hand is shaking like I got parkinson's or some ****.

You're making me really scared. Sutures have always loved me up to this point in Trauma Team. So have bandages. Chill, the leeway for this is so big, what's a BAD in Second Opinion earns you a COOL in Trauma Team. Oh yeah, what's a MISS in New Blood is obviously, a COOL in Trauma Team.

Maria Torres - Maximum Annoyance

The trick with these disclocations is to move the arm FAST. Don't hold it for very long or vitals will get pulverized. If you do it right you should get it done and have vitals still in the 60s, whereas if you hold it for very long it can get to critical in a couple seconds flat. Don't worry about being gentle. That's a lie.

Ditto. I'm never gentle with those things.

You'll now switch over to the next patient and-WHAT IS GOING ON HERE. He has a ****ing beam jammed in his chest or some ****. Not to mention some wires or whatever. But since this isn't surgery we can't treat 'em. 

Eh, leave that part to CR. But that was actually my reaction, too. :) Minus the swearing. Ah right, the steel beam was the one you had to get the medal for... History of Fear, wasn't it?

Ignore them and switch to the other patient. You know how to do this right? I don't have to tell you? Oh I do? Damn, where would you be without me? Just press A up there on the patient icons to the right of the vitals. Geez.

我晕。(come on, the damn proxy's been connecting for half an hour...)

Because the hydraulic cutter has just about finished up and now that patients vitals will drop like it's HOT. In fact, they should already be critical. But don't worry about that. Do not raise them. Take a gauze and clean up the two pools under the two wires but DON'T TOUCH THE ******* WIRES. Don't place the gauze squarely on the center of the blood pool. Place it about halfway below that so that we don't get no accidents we won't regret.

And thankfully, I learned 'nuff from watching walkthroughs to not touch the effing wires.

Now we move on back to the one we abandoned earlier. And turns out he's almost dead! 

Don't know about you guys, but I'm not gonna like this guy treating me if I was in an accident (or, more accurately, if a Ferris wheel collapsed on me).

Hank Freebird - Time For Trouble

Holy black voodoo monkey jesus, this operation is long AND tough. Probably gonna take quite a few tries to XS. Because of that, if your wrist starts to hurt or get tired, take a small break because that'll negatively affect your performance. Go read some online comics or something, I dunno.

Dude. Anything related to suicide victims (COUGH CLAIRE, COUGH LINDA) is a long operation. Except... well, Linda's wasn't that bad. Vitals just got pulverized. A lot.

Turns out a piece of bone is missing! Who was the ******* who left it? Oh well. 

---

Incidentally, I love the way Tomoe says "Perfect! That was amazing!" When you reach a 3000 chain. Stephanie Sheh, is it? Mm, not bad.

我晕。

Though I will say one thing. You actually CAN get a single miss and STILL get the XS, though ironically, if you get a good you will not get an XS.

Tomoe Tachibana - Moment of Zen

This operation is a joke. Especially after that last balls Hank operation this one's a walk in the park. There's only 13 cools to get and there's sooooo much time to get the XS that you can take your sweet dang ol' time and concentrate on just doing everything correctly. So let's do it. As I said, there's so much time that you can basically go make a sandwich, come back, and still get the XS. 

Just remember that you're supposed to lean towards the sensor bar and not the TV. Seems obvious but sometimes we may forget.

Let's take care of the polyps first. We'll use a new tool for this, the SNARE. Sounds like something you'd use to catch an animal.

You already know how to treat all of this though, it shouldn't be a problem at all, especially since you have all the time in the world to do it.

When you get to the end (you'll know because there'll be a big red seal telling you you can't go farther), you will only find a single bag here.

As long as you got all the cools and finished in under 4 minutes, that XS is yours. And frankly that's eaaassy street. You can probably finish in like 3:30 if you really want to. But whatevs.

So it wasn't all the time in the world... I was fancying a sandwich... *sadness*

CR-S01 - History of Fear

Sup.

Great intro.

It's time to close this mother of all wounds. Grab on the blue circle and then pull it to the right. This will turn it into a more manageable laceration. Though it's still a really ****ing HUGE one.

Anyway once this ***** has been sutured you'll still have to apply synthetic membranes to it 'cause it's just so damn big. Worse, it's so big that the camera can't show all of it, which means you'll have to do this in 2 parts. There are 6 membranes to place so I recommend placing 3 and then 3. Move the view down, then use the forceps to place 3 membranes on the bottom, then gel them in place. It takes a few passes with the gel, so don't jump the gun and stop prematurely. After this, move to the top and place the 3 other membranes. Gel them. That's how it should happen IDEALLY. But truth is, it will only happen like this if you're lucky. Normally, 3 blood pools will form while you're in the middle of doing this. If you're even MORE unlucky, the pools will form on the membranes you have already gelled, meaning you'll have to drain the pools and then reapply whatever membranes they peeled off. If you're UNBELIEVABLY unlucky and or slow, pools might even form twice. If this happens I suggest you just restart because now when you finish you'll only get a good. And despite what the word may say, that's NO GOOD.

You're making me REALLY scared now.

Poke them with the scalpel, drain the blood, then suture the cut.

"Poke"?

Maria Torres - Mournful Hero

You'll now have to intubate this guy with a ****ing PEN. That is RAW.

You don't even have to be careful or precise or NUTHIN'. This is even easier than the last intubation we did. Just ram that thing down his throat!

Do the chest compressions same as always for the third and final time. This will cause him to finally stabilize. 'bout fricken time. Now it's just us and the last patient. Let's end this!

Hank Freebird - Love in the Ground

Wha...abluh...abuhbuh...just... what is this... I don't even... glarbghl. ****ing... ******* ******** christ on a bobsled... this operation is unbelievable. I am not joking this is ridiculous. If you can't even imagine how to XS this I don't blame you. This makes the previous Hank operation feel like we were on training wheels. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if this is the hardest operation in the entire game. You basically have to make a pact with Satan to XS this one. 

rawr too lazy to go on. Go see it yourself.


PS: I XS'd Frozen In Time! *happiness*

Zdravastvuite!

Hi! I'm Ponyofishy, you can call me Aletheia.  I love The Hunger Games, Trauma Team, and charlieissocoollike. I'm a mini-fangirl of:
Neville Longbottom
Snape
Fred
Darius
Cinna
Artemis Fowl
Etc.

Click to enlarge. It took me forever to stop laughing. :)

~Aletheia

Wotcher!

Um, hi. *waves*

...Lavvy here. Or Lav. Or Lavvie. Or Lavender. Or lavender39. Or Hazelle Glenter. Or Luke/Lily Laverna. Or the Death Eater in Everlost who's waving and holding cheese.

Instead of telling you about me, I'll give you one small sentence about me:
I'm the type of girl who calmly sits in a corner and reads while everyone screams and the world ends.

Yeah.

My favourite books?

My Favorite Books, Games And My Favorite Charecters From Them:

Harry Potter: FRED. And Tonks. And Snape. And Bella. And Voldy. And George. And Ron. And Percy. And Bill. And Hermione. And Luna. And Neville. And a couple others I can't remember at the moment.

Everlost: Mikey. Allie. Nick. Zin. Milos.

Percy Jackson: LUKE. *sob*

The Hunger Games: FINNICK. CINNA. RUE. PRIM. GALE. SNOW. KATNISS.

The 39 Clues: Dan, Ian, Natalie, Amy, and Nellie all rock, but... CARLOS THE GPS IS THE BEST.

Unwind: Connor, Roland, Risa, Lev, and Hayden.

Graceling: Po, Raffin, and Katsa.

Alex Rider: SCORPIA. And Ash. And Yassen. And maybe Alex.

Uglies: David, Peris, Shay, and Tally.

The Maze Runner: Newt, Chuck, Teresa, Minho, Alby, and Thomas.

Trauma Team: CR-S01, Naomi, Gabe, RONI, Rosalia, Little Guy, Alyssa, and The Raging Bomber.

Portal: Okay...I love GLaDOS, but how can she say that the CAKE IS A LIE?!?! Anywayz... Chell and Wheatly's awesome, too.

Midnighters: Melissa and Dess.

Bartimaus: Nathaniel!

Artemis Fowl: Artemis! And Foaly!

Leviathan: ALEKALEKALEKALEKALEKALEKALEKALEKALEKALEKALEKALEK. *breathes* Alek.

The Underland Chronicles: RIPRED. And Lizze, Hazard, Hamnet, and Luxa.

So Yesterday: HUNTER! 'bow tie hell'. *laughs*

...Yeah.

Also...

I'm Team Cheese. :)

And my favourite author is J.K. Rowling. :)

*doesn't feel like introducing herself more*

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

And so this post isn't completely worthless... I command all of you reading this to read So Yesterday By Scott Westerfeild. :)

Bye!

Hey!

Hello! I'm Maria, but you can call me.. uh.. Maria!

People tell me I'm very special. I can't figure out whether to be flattered or insulted.

A short biography of me:

I ROCK.

No, just kidding. I guess I'll start with the basics. I hate Trauma Team, and most video games in general (except Mario, of course: I'm a Mario geek). I am absolutely addicted to horses. They are my passion. I have one pony, and ride many others. I also love to read and write, I'm an aspiring large animal veterinarian and author. My favoritest (wow, spell check didn't catch that?) color is lime green, but I'm also a big fan of black. My favorite food is cheese pizza (surprise, surprise) and my favorite book trilogy is currently the Wolves of Mercy Falls. THG used to be my favorite, but a certain death of a certain character ruined it for me in Mockingjay.

My favorite author is Micheal Crichton and my favorite book/movie(s) are Jurassic Park and The Lost World.

My current to-read list is:

Forever

The Death Cure

The Power of Six

If you want to see me on youtube, I'm mariadog1

My other blog is: www.mybestfriendneighs.blogspot.com

OH, ya! I have a ton of animals! You'll probably see lots of picture of them because I love photography. Above is Lewis (RIP) in his sexy hoodie.

Hiya, everyone!

So, um, hi. I'm fantasyreader123/Ayanna Hollis (not my real name. Like I'm going to tell you THAT.). And I'm awesome.

Erm...a bit about me? I met everyone through the boards on Scholastic, found them on RP Panem, and have had an awesome time ever since. THG Trilogy is the best series EVAH. Followed closely by Harry Potter and the Bartimaeus Trilogy.

And yes, I'm also addicted to Trauma Team. It iz awesome. And Ju, you should have made a rule not to make fun of CR-S01. Because I'll bet that MF will. CR-S01 is the awesomest, followed by Naomi and Rosalia. Oh, if you want to see my YouTube vids, go to the "AyannaHollis" channel. Because "fantasyreader123" is NOT me, as fk found out really quickly. And...ummmm....I've written a lot of the Complete Edition for TT, and need to go work on my new video. (Technically not NEW, since it's a remake, but whatevah.) So...enjoy the blog!


COOKIES!!!!!!!!!

Welcome!

So... hi.

Yeah... you can basically tell what this is. *clears throat* A blog. See the URL? twistedjabberjays.blogspot.com. See the title? Where TwistedJabberjays Find Home!

Now go and Google TwistedJabberjays. What do you find?

YouTube. Fanfiction.net. Mobile fanfiction.net. ProBoards. You might've picked up some other places, too, under different accounts: fighterkirby1998. mockingjayfire. catchingfire. fantasyreader123. ayannahollis. RenenIsATotalGenius. renenthegenius. Ponyofishy. You get the point.

Point is... WE'RE THE TWISTED JABBERJAYS! And this is the heart of our randomness. Well... the other half. The main one is actually on fragments-of-fate.blogspot.com, but I thought that I should just make one where everyone can post whatever they want: from The Hunger Games to Trauma Team to Avatar: The Last Airbender to Mary Sue debates, this is where you'll find a LOT of absolute randomness!

You guys can post here as much as you want (as long as they're not the meaningless ones such as one word per post) and about anything as long as it doesn't have too much swearing (if you want to copy-paste from SAR's swear-filled XS guides, they're all right, but you cooould bleep them out unless if it completely ruins the humor effect), isn't mean to someone on purpose (unless if they're fiction characters or Justin Bieber), and... you get what I mean, right? So Sage and Bob can team up on me, Clare, and Laila for cookies vs. cheese, and yell about whatever they want, as long as it's not... well... you know.

So... LET THE GAMES/REBELLION/OPERATION BEGIN!

~fighterkirby